how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?

a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english

water you doing 

(Source: officialblueshell)

posted 3 days ago with 214,721 notes
via: mickmilkvich source: officialblueshell
# happy tag

FELL ASLEEP BEFORE SAW THIS, well it’s a proven fact i’m as un-smooth as can be at least

*tucks you in and kisses your keppy* Shhh go to sleep!

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
# mickmilkvich # replies

idk you’re prob gonna have to make me do it again for me to be able to collect that kind of evidence

If you get on Skype that can happen in more ways than one

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
# mickmilkvich # replies

telling me it’s a lie when i have proof, you’ve made me blush, so pfffffft

Do you have proof of you blushing? uwu

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
# mickmilkvich # replies

u can be incredibly sneakily flirty and smooth

oefiosgnksrg yOU

WHY ARE YOU SO FUN? WHY ARE YOU SO AMAZING? WHY ARE YOU SO SILLY AND WONDERFUL? (those will probably take too long to answer, so I'll settle for "what about foxes do you love?")

LIES, LIES- yeah I’m kinda silly, LIES.

(HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT A FOX??? What more of an explanation do you need *u*)


posted 3 days ago with 2 notes
# kickask box # meme time # knittywriter
What is your hidden talent?

I can wiggle my ears…? Idk I’m untalented /o\

posted 3 days ago with 1 note
# kickask box # meme time # Anonymous

Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me.

(Source: ayoson)

posted 3 days ago with 751,228 notes
via: imaginegoats source: ayoson
# meme time

Hello friends

I am in need of a new TV show to watch. 

I’ve already seen OITNB, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Shameless and love those.

Some I don’t like/never finished/can’t get into are Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who.


posted 5 days ago with 3 notes
# tbd # tv shows # television


When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.