how do you ask what a glass of water is doing?a glass of water is an inanimate object and is incapable of having a thought process or understanding english
water you doing
FELL ASLEEP BEFORE SAW THIS, well it’s a proven fact i’m as un-smooth as can be at least
*tucks you in and kisses your keppy* Shhh go to sleep!
idk you’re prob gonna have to make me do it again for me to be able to collect that kind of evidence
If you get on Skype that can happen in more ways than one
telling me it’s a lie when i have proof, you’ve made me blush, so pfffffft
Do you have proof of you blushing? uwu
u can be incredibly sneakily flirty and smooth
LIES, LIES- yeah I’m kinda silly, LIES.
(HAVE YOU EVER LOOKED AT A FOX??? What more of an explanation do you need *u*)
I can wiggle my ears…? Idk I’m untalented /o\
I am in need of a new TV show to watch.
I’ve already seen OITNB, Breaking Bad, Sherlock, Shameless and love those.
Some I don’t like/never finished/can’t get into are Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Doctor Who.
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.